Mustachio's Pizzeria

12/20/11

WORST PLACE IN KENMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Big Kev Hall at Citysearch

Skimped subs, pizza sauce that tastes like the can it came out of, fried food tastes like the fryer was last cleaned when Bush was prez . My cousin tried turning me on to this spot, and I noticed that the menu was pretty much identical to the old Vulcan Avenue in Riverside. This was a place that made Dominoes look like Red Lobster. Turns out it's the same ownershit... oops, I mean ownership and most of the same employees. Simply put, eating the waste from you household pet would taste better and with out a doubt would be better for your health. I can't believe I'm typing this, but this is the only place in the 716 a.c. that's worse than Yings, except at twice the price.