01/11/09

Bargain Outlet-Great Location, Great Stuff

by stkittchick

Location is wonderful--one of the few inner-city big ticket outlet stores. Just because the neighborhood is poor doesn't make it unsafe. Plus plenty of free parking. Tons of great, low price but decent quality stuff. GREAT windows and cupboards, paint and lighting.

07/03/08

Grossman's Bargain Outlet

by twizapie

Grossman's Bargain Outlet is a highly organized and scientifically planned ultra sterile retail chain, specializing in the sale of top quality and well built consumer goods.

Employing only the most highly educated and skilled high school dropouts, their customer service base is excelled only by shopkeepers in Baghdad, Iraq.

Qhality merchandise includes a large selection of white only paint, exclusive designer furniture from Tianjin, China and first quality doors and windows purchased from the World Trade Center. Grossman's has also perfected the art of excellent custmer service, employees only use one word sentences or pointing techniques, saving precious time and oxygen.

They also specialize in "antique" goods, stocked merchandise preserved for up to 9 years by being stored on the aesthetically clean shelves.

• Cons: Bad location